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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 8:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!

Didn't meant to upset you as much as I apparently did. I really get sick of this but I guess I'll explain one more time. As tasteless as it is (and was noted as such), my reference is in no way an endorsement of, or support for, what is going on in North Africa. I guess those eggshells that have been scattered about are more plentiful than I guessed. I'll be sure to be oh, so very careful going forward.

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Poster: user unknown Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

Maybe you shoulda referred to it as a flesh missile penetrating the depths of the bermuda triangle of your auditory sensibilities

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

That had crossed my mind but I thought that any mention of a penetrating missle might get Rob all a-twitter.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

You have a distinct fondness for gay innuendo. Is there something you want to tell us?


Oh yeah, and you missed out that 'i' again - watch out or the bald eagle'll get ya.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

This coming from a man whose matra is "If you can't make a sweater out of it, why sleep with it?"

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

There's no hide that can't be tanned.

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Poster: deadhead53 Date: Mar 21, 2011 2:17pm
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That dude or gal eagle needs to relax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rob and SDH, that is some funny shit you got going on! Nice innuendo's

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 21, 2011 3:28pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: an opening of immense dimensions

What??? Dire didn't latch onto "In U End O"???

Amazing.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 3:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: an opening of immense dimensions

Apparently the opening of immense dimensions had no trouble drawing you into its irresistible embrace, Master Tell.



Been pretty busy of late - I'll email you and L tomorrow.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 6:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: an opening of immense dimensions

you can't blame the guy. last thing he did latch onto gave him a nasty rash and a lifetime of legal fees.





(all in good fun, mr. wolf)

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 6:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: an opening of immense dimensions

you can't blame the guy. last thing he did latch onto gave him a nasty rash and a lifetime of legal fees.





(all in good fun, mr. wolf)

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Poster: high flow Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: an opening of immense dimensions

Not to mention he forgot his velcro gloves.

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Poster: high flow Date: Mar 21, 2011 5:45pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: an opening of immense dimensions

http://www.noob.us/humor/saturday-night-live-cheri-oteri-the-office-slut/

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 6:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: an opening of immense dimensions

How perfect is that?

100 bonus points.

Excellent.

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Poster: user unknown Date: Mar 21, 2011 2:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

As they are wont to reply on less erudite boards, +1.

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Poster: ringolevio Date: Mar 22, 2011 11:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

Wait, there are less erudite boards than this one?

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

All it's missing is your feminine editorial touch to whip it into line and send it tumbling along the path of eruditiousness.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

"...path of eruditiousness"

And you give me s**t for forgetting the occasional "i".

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

The difference is that I meant it.


Ok - so I can spell better, but you can shoot better.
Which is going to be more advantageous when times get tough?


Guess I'm screwed.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

Nah, we'll keep you around to write obituaries and eulogies, especially if you can fit "path of eruditiousness" into at lease one of them.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 23, 2011 8:48pm
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Mine'll be a long term lease. And, with much more of this, I am happy to have you shoot me, Rob write over me, and RingLeeO read over me...Not bad--cheap too, right?

RIGHT?

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 23, 2011 8:06am
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I heard lost dildo's pub is scintillating

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Poster: splue Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:03pm
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This post was modified by splue on 2011-03-22 19:03:39

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Poster: splue Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:01pm
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he's referring to DU :D K&R!!

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 8:52am
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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, SDH. If that's the 'worst shit he ever read here' then I guess he's not been reading many of the posts.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Mar 21, 2011 8:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

certainly never read many of mine ;)

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Poster: fireeagle Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

a joke???
are you blind or just plain stooopid?
whatever the case might be, kindly fuck off


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3K0PvO2Dr4
enjoy

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

Hey! That's my line!

Fuck right off, eagleboy.

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Poster: snori Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:25am
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Just a quick hi-jack to see if you heard this last night Rob - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zfmw0/Last_Word_Donny_George_Owsley_Stanley_Harold_Massingham_and_Bob_Greaves/

Nothing new there really, but as Johnson said 'It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.'

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

No, I missed that, snori. Thanks for pointing it out - I'll give it a listen!

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Poster: fireeagle Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:27am
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whats your line wordsmith?

if its *kindly fuck off* then i apologize for using it
take a plain fuck off. suites you better anyway, kid


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Poster: user unknown Date: Mar 21, 2011 2:38pm
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"whats your line wordsmith? if its *kindly fuck off* then i apologize for using it."

as you should

"take a plain fuck off. suites you better anyway, kid"

"are you blind or just plain stooopid?"(did you mean s-t-u-p-i-d?)

the "wordsmith" is hardly a "kid" and his style is anything BUT plain

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:46am
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'kid'?

oh boy...


Seriously, fuck right off, featherboy.

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Poster: fireeagle Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:14am
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better go back to your sheep. an intercourse or 2 would help you to see the light

ending this insightful discussion now, kid

fuck off

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:26am
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Imitation, so they say, is the sincerest form of flattery. I'm sure SDH will appreciate the nod in his direction. Now run off back to your Mama, pipsqueak and leave the grown ups in peace.


It's unoriginal, but it's heartfelt and it's all for you.
Seriously, fuck off and choke on your feathers.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

Never knew intercourse was a noun.

"Excuse me, I believe I left an intercourse here the other day. Have you by chance seen it?"

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

in·ter·course
noun \ˈin-tər-ˌkȯrs\
Definition of INTERCOURSE
1 : connection or dealings between persons or groups
2 : exchange especially of thoughts or feelings

Now isn't that exactly what we're doing here?

There is a third meaning, but I don't think that need concern us overmuch. Apart from certain pesky poltroons who can, as it were, intercourse off at their earliest convenience.

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Poster: ringolevio Date: Mar 21, 2011 11:18am
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http://www.800padutch.com/intercourse.shtml

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 21, 2011 2:13pm
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I am glad to see you checked in on the boys (this thread), or you would've missed this all time great, eh? To wit:

"Apart from certain pesky poltroons who can, as it were, intercourse off at their earliest convenience."

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Poster: ringolevio Date: Mar 21, 2011 6:34pm
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Pennsylvanians usually can't resist an opportunity to tell people that we actually have a town called Intercourse. In Amish country, no less.

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Poster: utopian Date: Mar 21, 2011 8:45pm
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I've been there.

You can drive through Blue Balls to get to Intercourse. Check your maps

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Poster: DeadRed1971 Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:26pm
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It's near the boyhood home of Glenn Beck:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hKP2VSAM04Y/SZiZRciQGuI/AAAAAAAABlE/d79ErmqjrM8/s400/DildoNewfoundland.jpg

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 11:39am
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SDH's new home:

buttsign012709.JPG

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Poster: Jim F Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:10am
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I have a friend who lives between the towns "Licking" and "Anutt." She used to say "I live between licking and a nut."

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 11:43am
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New? Why that's the ancestral homestead. Kind of hard to get to, though. No main streets lead there. You've got to come through more then a few back alleys. And then, you guessed it, don't bother ringing the front door bell, they only answer a pounding out back.

I've got your innuendo right here. Oh, and by the way, the patch goes on the other eye and the parrot should be on your shoulder.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 11:53am
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You, sir, are very much on top of your game today. A tip of the metaphorical hat to you.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 12:11pm
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The weekend went rather well and this Monday has been rather un-Monday like in terms of work.

And thanks for the tip of the cap. Much better than a wag of the finger. I mean, who knows where that finger's been? Other than your future sweater and Easter dinner, of course.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 11:11am
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Trust me to only look at the obvious first.

And trust you to be a nit picking bastard with a dictionary.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: (~):-[

Kindly fuck off? Isn't that an oxymoron?

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or Staffbeep* Date: Mar 21, 2011 7:28pm
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There's just gotta be a nicer way.
How about, "Pray thee, and henceforth come in unto thyself".
Mmm?

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 8:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: I'd Like To Thank The Academy...

True. The line "worst shit I've ever read here" doesn't speak well to his overall exposure to the high quality fecal material deposited by many posters here. If memory serves me right some of the more heinous subjects include child porn, elder abuse and sheep buggery. If however he has read all of the above and still deems my contribution today to be "the worst shit ever", I guess I should be grateful for the distinction.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:06am
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Maybe he was upset because you missed out the second 'i' in missile. Could be he's one of those anal proofreader types and that kind of thing just ruins his whole day.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 21, 2011 9:13am
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"anal proofreader"

What is a proctologist with a jar of White Out?

I'll take homophobic careers for $1000, Alex



I love playing Jeopardy.

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2011-03-21 16:13:47

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:20am
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And let's not forget about all those innocent cows that have been slandered here.

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Mar 22, 2011 8:51am
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Fooking awesome post Jim.

What a thread...................